Art?: The Venus

In the mid 1800’s, some asshole archeologist found an ivory statue of a nude females torso from the Paleolithic period. He named his discovery the "Immodest Venus", and it was the first of over 100 female figurines archeologist have unearthed from all over Europe. Figures made in one area have been found across thousands of miles, through different regions, and groups of people.  And because they all depict women, and they all are generically labeled “Venus Figures”, they were all lumped together and thought to be mobile porn for the hordes of nomadic prehistoric men while on great mammoth hunts. Such bullshit. First off Prehistoric nomadic groups hunted with nets, there is no way some dudes with spears can take down a fucking mammoth. It would take a whole clan or tribe, men and women, young and old, working together to hunt. But dumb ass historians love this image of primeval monkey men hooting and hollering, waving spears, and jerking off to carved figurines of tits and vulva's. They also thought humans during this period couldn’t have hunted with nets because weaving hadn’t been invented yet, even though the evidence was right in front of them, behold! You know all those “Venus” figures that everyone was so into because of the tits and ass, well many of those statues were wearing weaved adornments and no one even noticed! Fucking Idiots! One of these even wears a skirt of twisted strings, which was a known symbol of fertility in later eras of human history.

I must also point out that all of these figures are different and these differences seem to be portraying the stages of life or fertility. There are figures that are obviously pregnant and in VARIOUS stages of the reproductive cycle: non-pregnant as well as women in the various stages of pregnancy, then there are the ones who are prepubescent, and finally there are the ones who seem to be portraying either completely abstracted emphasis on a woman’s reproductive aspects, or merely a woman who does not fit the "perfect" body type. So… were these sculptures more logically used as form of ritualistic story telling then perhaps…. masturbation?  Maybe to illustrate the cycles of a woman’s life, in relation to fertility or perhaps they were used in female initiation rites.  Maybe that would explain those figures with possible fertility skirts and why “Venus” figures usually show traces of red ochre pigment, symbolizing menstrual blood. I am just so sick of the assumption that ancient societies were all  patriarchal. I think it is narrowed minded and sexist. Most tribal societies are not patriarchal, and most cultures identify with a supreme female persona, the Great Mother. Perhaps these figures are a personified earth mother, changing like the seasons and were used for worship as well as magic. They do show their widest distribution precisely at a time when environmental and ecological conditions would have been the most unpredictable and unstable.  During such a period, mother worship or earth worship may have been very important. 

This brings me to, in my opinion, the coolest example of these statuettes…

It is actually the oldest example of pottery in the world.  She is called the Black Venus.  The kiln used to make her was also found, which was littered with thousands of pieces of baked broken clay.  The Venus as well as other broken figures shows that wet pottery was placed in the hottest part of the fire, deliberately causing them to explode, perhaps by a Paleolithic shaman, who used these images of beasts and women in hunting and fertility rites. 

LOVE: MEDICAL SLIDES OF ODDITIES

LOVE: Espresso

Because of the budget living we've had to do, I haven't been able to spurge on espresso beans or whipped cream, however, with our finances looking a little better now, I am able (right this second) to have my first espresso in 3 months! I ALMOST forgot how much I love these little cups of joy (aka Cafe Con Panna). Its like yuppie speed. Oh wait, that's addy...or maybe adderall is like the yuppie crack where as an espresso is like yuppie cocaine...hmmmm....

Art?: Vector Art RePurpose

I had a crash course in Adobe Illustrator Vector art while I was in college. I wasn't a graphic arts major so i only had to take graphic design I, so i only learned the rudimentary basics, but i still love to make them. Vector art technically means computer made images or graphics that use vectors, or paths which are "defined by points, lines, and curves that are represented by mathematical equations". Or, as it applies to a computer program such as Illustrator, you make layers of shapes in colors to crate an image, it reminds me of printmaking actually. like the way stencils are made, building up the colors on different layers, or silk screening, or multicolor block printing. It also creates a kind of "paint by numbers effect".  The really cool thing about this is you can cheat and build the layers on photographs. However, even though you are cheating, these pieces take incredible amounts of time to create, depending on how detailed you want to be. I found this tutorial I thought would be a good first try for beginners at doing vector art, you can turn any picture into a Lichtenstein type of painting.

Recently I have been repurposing my vector art for use at the library where I work. The first one I used was a picture of a friend I turned into a succubus, I sized it and turned it black and white for use on a hand-out paranormal booklist for the Young Adult collection.

I also created a poster to jazz up some blank wall space in the YA area. I used a portrait I made in vector art of me and Shaun. I changed our faces some, simplified it a little, added some text, deleted the bottles and added a book. Voilà! A poster to go with the "graffiti/street" theme of the library's teen area.

You Gotta See It: The Horde

Netflix has had this movie The Horde as a "watch it now" for a while, but I just got around to watching it last week. Its a french film and of course I was drawn to it because it was a zombie movie, but after having just watch the Canadian zombie film Autumn which was a total let down, as well as recently watching another french zombie flick Mutants, which was actually really cool, I was kinda preparing myself for anything going into it. Thankfully i was blown away! The characters are great, ranging from gypsy like crooked cops set out for revenge, Nigerian drug lords, a short street tough scar faced coke head scrappy dude, a flashback having Vietnam vet, and psycho pregnant woman who will rip the throat outta anyone who gets in her way. This film focused on the action aspect of a pure zombie take over, and all of these mismatched characters making there way down (and out of) a huge housing development , as well as some personal character developments and inner drama thrown in in-between the pure ass kicking scenes, just enough development to keep you wondering who would make it out and who wouldn't, and who would totally flip the fuck out. This film also has the potential of creating some VERY iconic awesome scenes, like this one, to be remembered up there with the other great classic scenes from zombie movie history.

Art?: Disasters of War

Goya is a very strange guy. I don't really know what to think of him, of all the artists that have ever intrigued me, it is his head, I wish I could have looked into, especially in his later years. My favorite work by him is part of his disasters of war. I actually have a print of it framed, and have wanted it tattooed on me for a very very long time.

I had to revisit this post, feeling that it should have been more developed, after all Goya did deserve that at least. RIGHT? I think everyone should visit this site and view the "virtual  house" of Goya. Click on each of the paintings to enlarge, and move about the room. Then read about them here.

Slightly Greenish Thumb: Jade Plant

A couple weeks ago I attended the annual plant sale in Suffolk, at the armory. Not only did i get my photo taken by a reporter (personal plug), I also picked up this Jade Plant for a freakin' dollar! I couldn't believe it. I had one once, like 10 years ago, but it became ravished with parasites, this time however, I am on the look out for those little bastards!

Thrift Store Score: Guardian Statue

Came cross this wooden statue,I think it is a Thailand guardian statue, at the local CHKD, and had to have it. Even though I spent 10 bucks on it AND it's nose it broken off, I think it's the shit! I just wish i had another one...

Slightly Greenish Thumb: The Snake Plant

I really wish I had the space for a garden, but until we move into to a place with an actual yard, I have to focus on houseplants. I have a history of killing most pants, because I forget to water them, or in the case of my poor aloe plant (which is recovering nicely) I watered it too much. I even bought one of those water globe things, but if one tends to forget to water their plants, then why the hell would one remember to fill their water globe? Anyway......In light of my forgetfulness, I like to choose plants that are practically idiot proof. Like this "Snake Plant" or by its fancy name: Sansevieria trifasciata. This plant can be neglected as fuck, and still look good. It can be kept in low light, and in the winter it can go months with no water. It is also one of the best plants to improve indoor air quality. It grows really tall, and it also blooms, tho mine hasn't yet..... and the color of this plant is soooo freaking striking!!! So if your green thumb is mostly brown, but you want a house plant, get one of these, for real.

Fashion Victim: Feather Fetish

I have a new addiction, FEATHER EARRINGS!!! I came across this beauty supply store by my house that has the most amazing collection of huge 80's looking jewelry, including these hot pink AND polka dot feather earrings, and the simple black ones with beads. I think they really pop against the trashy bleach blond hair I am sportin' nowadays. The cool thing about this store, all their earnings are only a buck or two. GIMME GIMME GIMME...GIMME SOME MORE!!!!